May 2013
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zachary quinto in lizzie mcguire omfg i aM CRYING
livefortoday-94:
pinkisthenewscarlet:
i-spooky-like-fedex:
skellagirl:
parallelsea:
October
OCTOber
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
Too late
heytherefinnickodair:
when they finally explain clara they should name the episode “the clarafication”
dirkkat:
i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
astrobit:
if slugs were fast it would be very scary
cunttacular:
cali01:
cunttacular:
Why the fuck don’t I have a fairly odd parent?
Maybe you did but you didn’t need them anymore, so they erased your memory like they normally would.
Mindfuck
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
cinderlaura:
cinderlaura:
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
deadwad:
a bee that’s allergic to honey and breaks out in hives
lots-of-spunk:
textpostsrus:
smattenhove:
cacen:
teapartyasian:
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
smad.
angrad
There are two kinds of people
simplydalektable:
lysnk2:
heartthrobbstark:
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY...
theselener:
theselener:
theselener:
what’s the richest kind of air
billionaire
i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
paradisaic:
my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay
fuckinq:
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
notsiskysbusiness:
notsiskysbusiness:
dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button
to turn it on
you need the power button to turn the computer on
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
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maths-sucks:
h0odrich:
someone was just born
I hope they’re hot
takethewesttraintopanicstation:
On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
reginamas:
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
martincrieffsbakedpotato:
stilesthejeepwhisperer:
I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games
that’s it
that is literally what it is
sluttyoliveoil:
shavingryansprivates:
extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit
jebiwonkenobi:
and-rohan-will-answer:
scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant:
I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”.
you piece of shit.
#welcome to english #where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter
pizza:
if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’
bitchinbands:
hongkers:
hongkers:
Who robbed the tampon factory?
SOME BLOODY CUNT
are you fucking serious
221bitssmallerontheoutside:
theangryviolinist:
lol oh tchaikovsky
tchaikovsky whta r u doing
tchaikovsky wat the fcuk is ur problem
TCHAIKOVSKY STAHP
The url of the person who posted this makes this so much funnier.
