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me: i have a bruise

me: i'm going to name you Lee

me:

bruise:

me:

bruise:

me:

bruise:

me: Bruise Lee

ptrparker:

holding the door for people that are still far away to force them to run

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odairssugarcubes:

tealkat:

thefingerfucker:

myheartisoutoftune:

daylighters:

A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook

crying

I died laughing omfg

CRYING SO MUHC

I CNNAT

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